Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
Why do you have to get Drunk...
Copyright: 2:25
Why do you have to get drunk to be an asshole?
why do you have to get tight before you get loose
why do you need a double before you get into trouble
can't you get into trouble without an excuse?
you want to get up and get out and get free and get crazy
but why do you have to start by getting stoned
No, you don't have to get drunk to be an asshole
you can be an asshole on your own
Why do you need a dozen pinacoladas
before you show the world your brand new dance
why do you need a snootfull to start acting silly and youthful
do you think the girls all think it's cute when you piss in your pants
so then next time you need the courage to say, "Hello Babe!"
does a marquerita really help?
you don't have to get dunk to be an asshole, you can be an asshole by yourself
Why do you need a six pack just to get sexy?
why do you need a tequila to put on a dress
why do you need a martini to show the world your weenie
don't you know your weenies more when you're martini less
you can embarrass yourself without getting a load on
so you can stay sober and still throw up on your date
you don't have to get drunk to be an asshole, you can be an asshole being straight
Why do you need a bottle of wine to be tender,
why do you need a gimlet just to get rude
why do you need champagne to go screw out your brain?
wouldn't you like to know who the hell it was you screwed?
So the next time you want to get naked and climb up a flagpole
or holler, "I can whip any man in the bar!"
remember you don't have to get drunk to be an asshole,
you can be an asshole like you are.
