Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
Seven Ould Ladies
CHORUS
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
seven ould ladies are stuck in the Lavat'ry
they were there from Sunday 'till Saturday
no body knew they were there
The first one wnt in it was ould Mrs. Draper
she finsihed the job but could not find the paper
the only thing there was a brick layer's scaper
and nobody knew she was there CHORUS
The next one went in it ws Ould Mrs, Pimm
she sat on the bowl and she settled right in
she went to het up but got stuck to the brim
and nobody knew they were there CHORUS
The next one went in it was ould Mrs. Hamill
she held it so long I thought she was a camel
she sat down so quick she was goosed on the handle
and nobody knew they were there CHORUS
The next one went in it was old Mrs. Border
delayed on her entry as she had no quarter
he butt was so big she submerged in the water
and nobody knew they were there CHORUS
the next one went in was a woman named Joslyn
she had to go quick and really was hustlin'
the seat was still up, she sat right on the porcelan
and nobody knew they were there CHORUS
Then Murphy went in with such urgency darted
thought she had to shit but she only farted
she had some relief but was still broken hearted
and nobody knew they were there CHORUS
The last one went in it was old Mrs. Mason
the stall were all full so she wizzed in the basin
that was the one Ian Paisley washed his face in
and just what was he doin' there?
