Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
Weatherman
Copyright: to the tune of The Candyman
They finally pissed me off enough to write a song about how they are not only wrong...they'll tell you to change your plans just so you can stay home and watch their sorry asses on TV.
Who can make a forecast with everything high tech
deliver it with confidence and still be incorrect?
The weatherman, the weatherman can
the weatherman can 'cause he mixes it with bullshit
just so he will look good.
He predicts it's warm and sunny
for your nice outdoor event
don't listen what he tells you
go ahead and rent a tent
The weatherman, the weatherman can
the weatherman can 'cause he mixes it with bullshit
just so he will look good.
The weatherman sells everything he says
hoping he will find a buyer
whose opinion can be higher
than a paid professional liar?
Today it's warm and sunny
"Hey! Why you wearing winter boots?"
I'd need to move to San Diego
for a CHANCE to hear the truth
The weatherman, the weatherman can
The weatherman can
'cause he mixes it with bullshit
just so he will look good.
The weatherman bets everyone forgets
hoping memories just won't last
never will be taken to task
for the accuracy of 5 day forecasts
I only make my living
when people leave the house
he'll tell you to stay home
and get his updates from your couch
The weatherman, the weatherman can
the weatherman can
'cause he mixes it with bullshit
just so he will look good.
