Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
Frank and Beans
Copyright: tune of Kokomo/Camel Toe
This is my answer to Bob & Tom's Camel Toe song.
Too many women protested after hearing Camel Toe and wanted to know where the song was for men wearing tight pants.
Well, here's my take on it.
You're one Helluva guy
and your pants are on so tight i
t's very clear to see if you're hanging left or right
Your boys will never be free
with that pant leg lemon squeeze
self induced vasoctomies
makes it hard for you to breathe
We see your Frank and Beans
Your sausage your pecker
it's a single decker
your penis your weenis
you must be a genius
your wizzer your wanker
no doubt a solo spanker
your frank and beans
it's got no room it must be turning green
protruding from your jeans
we see your Frank and Beans
Oui, Oui Messeur, It's knocking at the door
In a case of your own
with your Twix and Raisinettes
the girls are taking bets
that it's not a Toblerone
The pressure down below
makes your voice a SOprano
wet stains from your bathroom trip
...or is it just ChapStck
We see your Frank and Beans
Your Helmet is German
Now we see you squirmin'
You're a grape smuggler in the land down under
We see that you're natural you're not a Hebrew National
your frank and beans
it's got no room it must be turning green
protruding from your jeans
we see your Frank and Beans
