Collection of Irish Song Lyrics

Don’t Drink and Prime

Irish Song Lyrics - Don’t Drink and PrimeAuthor: Donal O’Shaughnessy
Copyright: 2024

Don’t drink and Prime
Come the next morning
There’s a box outside

Don’t drink and Prime
What did you do ?
It’s UPS
another package for you

Sitting around
could be Any night
A little drink or two
Will make you feel alright

2 or 3 more and
You’re too far gone
In point zero eight ….
You’re searching Amazon

Don’t drink and Prime
Come the next morning
There’s a box outside

Don’t drink and Prime
What did you do ?
The Postal Service
Has a package for you

You need it you want it
You like what you see
A direct correlation to the ABV

You’re swiping you’re scrolling
Your fingers are flying
Tomorrow you’ll remember
Just What you’re buying

Don’t drink and Prime
Come the next morning
There’s a box outside

Don’t drink and Prime
What did you do ?
The FedEx driver
Has a package for you

Drinking and priming
For some it’s an art
You made a big dent
In your shopping cart

You want to save money
And maybe be a miser
But not until you have
A phone breathalyzer

(Alternate)
You believe the more you buy
The more money you save
Charter member in the Shopping
Hall Of Fame

They even have items
For your personal pleasure
They light up and buzz
A new addition to your night stand treasure

Bridge
You’re drinking you’re Priming
You’re Hitting it hard
About burn up another credit card
You know you’re about to
Break through your limit
But here’s a cute outfit
And you can see yourself in it

Don’t drink and Prime
Your ring doorbell
Has you notified

Don’t drink and Prime
Hey! What did you do?
Your girl Alexa’s
flashin’ yellow for you

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