Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
Hotel Libation
Copyright: 2003
Welcome to the Hotel Libation
Now that weâve accepted
your paid application
membership allows you
to enter and stay
Just follow the bylaws
and rules when you play
Never before could you have checked in
but now youâre a member
So the games will begin
Hereâs a small nuance
They didnât tell ya
aside from the rules
A small committee will judge ya
But some of the members
have some rules unwritten
As they sit at the bar
as meek as a kitten
Facts have no bearing
Upon their opinions
As they silently try
to control all the minions
There are committees to join
So you have have a say
And youâll be accepted
Just donât disagree
They will sell you their raffles
And hope you will win it
To get some of your cash
Be your friend for a minute
Our motto is friendship
So get on our train
Join in our family
And weâll talk again
Our motto is unity
Thereâs me and thereâs you
There will be no Division
By golly thereâs two!
Where the drinks are so cheap
And advice is much cheaper
Opinions are free
And the psyche is deeper